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GOD IS REALLY IN THE SHIT ›› 13 Jun 2012 There’s a big  tip  from  the underworld that  the drug squad are planning a raid on God’s property. Apparently God is in trouble for the production and distribution of illegal plants. There is written evidence, too

SCOTT GUY MURDER TRIAL : THE VERDICT ›› 11 Jun 2012  What will former All Blacks coach John Hart, famous political prisoner Aung San Suu Kyi and internet larrikin Kim Dotcom have in common with murder accused Ewen MacDonald by the end of 2014 ? Pluto is involved and so is Mars. I’ll b

" COOKING " THE CURRIE WITH RUPERT MURDOCH THE MAIN COURSE ›› 11 Jun 2012  It was long ago decreed that Spain is gonna be one of the most messed up nations over the next 3 years courtesy of the destructive Pluto-Uranus double negativing it’s Moon, Venus and Jupiter positions. So I was naturally impressed wi

MIKE DILLON: HURRY UP, PLUTO ! ›› 09 Jun 2012  Sonny Bill Williams only has to pass wind for a dozen media crews to be on the scene a.s.a.p. Thereafter a gaggle of dirty Murdoch puppets digging up filfth for their Sunday papers, desperately seeking an interview with whoever sold him th

JUSTIN BIEBER AND THE BIG EXPLOSION ›› 08 Jun 2012  The popularity of Tuesday morning’s astrology hour on Indian radio station Humm Fm has caused a few radical changes. Like a time slot. From Tuesday June 12 onwards the hour shall be running from 10 a.m instead of 11. And the new time

ANOTHER AUCKLAND RACING CLUB FUCK UP ›› 07 Jun 2012     When you’ve got a horse racing system returning $4.35 for every $1 invested in 2012, you don’t have too many problems with the decadent, wilting industry. Nor do the clients of Don Murray Racing, who only pay the

ASTROLOGY: THE PROOF---Our Greater Depression special ›› 07 Jun 2012  ASTROLOGY: THE PROOF was published in August 2010 with the upcoming Greater Depression in mind. It’s the June 2012 to March 2015 phase involving the rarity of Pluto and Uranus clashing, as they did when supervising the Great Depressi

WHEN IT'S OKAY FOR SIR JOHN KIRWAN TO COACH THE AUCKLAND BLUES ›› 05 Jun 2012   There’s been no shortage of laughter this year from the Auckland Blues and the New Zealand cricket team. Two teams with horrifically high losing percentages----and coaches under disastrous astrological influences ! It’s quite

SPAIN.... IT JUST GETS FUNNIER ›› 02 Jun 2012  Around a year ago it were decreed that Spain had all the right credentials to warrant a place in the RFP list. RFP = Really Fucked Places i.e countries or cities under especially difficult astrological transits or progressions in certain year

WHEN SIR ALEX FERGUSON RETIRES ›› 01 Jun 2012  From the recent media: “ Sir Alex Ferguson's old friend Dave Whelan yesterday claimed that the Manchester United boss will quit at the end of next season. Ferguson predicted that he would stay on for another three years when he turn

NO WONDER ETTINGHAUSEN GETS " DEPRESSED " ›› 30 May 2012  It’s become quite fashionable for celebrities to get “ depressed ” enough to earn big dollars from the glossy mags. As per “ Rugby league pin up boy Andrew Ettingshausen has opened up about his 12-month affair wit

EXPIRY DATE FOR QUEEN ELIZABETH ›› 27 May 2012    Bridgeing the ever-widening gap between the eastern and western cultures is one of the missions of the Indian radio station Humm Fm ( 106.2 fm ) which employs the only regular and recognised astrologer in New Zealand. And I have ce

ZUMBA ( $12.10 ) KICKS ARSE ›› 26 May 2012   April 29, 2006 was a momentous day in my life. For it included my first-ever visit to an inmate of Paremoremo Maximum Security Prison. All pockets had to be emptied and all personals put into a locker. Except for a book: “ What&r

CHRISTCHURCH DESERVES TO BE MOCKED AND RIDICULED ›› 26 May 2012  Yesterday NZ’s shaky city had it’s fiercest earthquake in several weeks resulting in 1000 workers getting evacuated from the Red Zone. I’ve decided that time’s up for the stupid bastards of Christchurch. They’

WORLD RECORD ATTEMPT FOR ISAAC LUPTON ›› 23 May 2012  It’s all pretty gloomy in thoroughbred racing NZ at the moment, unless you have a bulletproof investment system. ( See Champion Racing System, above ) You could write volumes about all of the corruption, and the mass exodus of indust

HOW THICK IS JAYJAY FEENEY ??? ›› 22 May 2012 Plenty, when she’s wasting some $14.5k on another attempt at getting pregnant. Breakfast radio presenter Feeney and her work colleague-husband Dom Harvey have had 4 unsuccessful attempts at becoming biological parents----even though Feeney

MICHAEL CLARKE, KYLY BOLDY AND OTHER DISASTERS ›› 20 May 2012 Some of the craziest people are born during the Aries patch in 1981. NZ has donated trouble magnets like Sione Faumuina from rugby league and sex worker/exhibitionist Lisa Lewis. The Aries 1981 problem basically involves 3-4 Aries positions being

ALMOST $21 A WIN FOR THE " NIBBLE " ›› 19 May 2012   We’ve proved so often that jumps racing produces the safest investment known to mankind. With the 6400-metres Great Northern Steeples at Ellerslie, including 25 fences and 3 hill climbs, our favourite. Consider our record in jum

GREECE: YOU GOT PLENTY OF WARNING ›› 17 May 2012  The markets up north are teetering, tottering and preparing to tumble as investors wait for Greece to sort its shit out. Long wait, chaps, as per the advice posted here on June 23, 2011 beneath the heading of WHY GREECE IS FUCKED. We&rsq

IF KEY REALLY WANTS TO SHAME THE HERALD ›› 16 May 2012    From the recent media: “ On Newstalk ZB this morning, Mr Key accused the New Zealand Herald of adopting a tabloid format to bolster sales. "They have decided they need to stop their circulation from falling, or at least try

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